{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"fact":"Cats with long, lean bodies are more likely to be outgoing, and more protective and vocal than those with a stocky build.","length":121}
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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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